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I bet i cat spit my gum and hit you in the face from here… but i don’t want to lose my gum

1 month ago
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Boobs are awesome! Cause people do things for you! And by people I mean boys. Even little ones. It’s great.

2 months ago
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I’m very considerate about people with special needs, I have a retarded boyfriend…

3 months ago
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I’ll throw you under the bus, if you’re okay with it

3 months ago
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No I heard what you said, I just disregarded it.

3 months ago
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Did I ever tell you that I use to use my brother as a napkin?

3 months ago
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I only steal things from people that I know…

4 months ago
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Come check out how weird my boyfriends face is!

4 months ago
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One time i took change from a homeless person…

4 months ago
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That person is so ugly I cant eat…

4 months ago